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How do I receive my refund?

Once we receive your return and determine that it complies with our returns policy.

We will promptly refund the cost of the merchandise plus any applicable taxes. We do not issue credit for shipping and handling charges except if you were sent an incorrect or defective product. We will notify you via e-mail as soon as your refund has been processed. Your refund will be credited to the credit card that you used to make your purchase. Please allow up to 2billing cycles for the refund to appear on your credit card statement.

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How do I receive an exchange?

Easy and simple

For a merchandise exchange, the returned items (once received) will be credited to your credit card less shipping and handling charges. Your replacement order will be charged to your credit card and processed in accordance with our current pricing policy.

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What are the names of your products again?

The Bonk’er™ Classic, The Extreme Bonk’er™, and The Bonk’im™ 

Bonk Designs is the company which created www.Bonkum.com which sells The Bonk’er™ and the Extreme Bonk’er™. The Bonk’im™ product is in prototype and testing mode and will be available shortly-please be patient. Many new and exciting products are on the design table for future release so please keep coming back to the www.Bonkum.com to purchase the best in quality, unique design, and function.

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How Do I Order?

Order right here

Ordering products from Bonkum.com is easy and secure! Find a product, click on Buy Now or click Here to learn more.

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Bonkum and International shipping???

Hi,

My husband & I are into having fun & we already have the sex swing, the love couch, etc.  But what we don't have but would really like to have is The Bonker Extreme, our problem is that we live in Australia & can't seem to get one here!

We don't have a problem paying for one, our problem is finding somewhere to purchase one. I'm quite happy to order online but you don't seem to ship to Australia, So Please, Please can you help us purchase one or direct us to somewhere we can Please.

 

Regards

Bernadine & Richard

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My Own Sex Life Used To Be Rather Ordinary.

I have always been open to exploring ways to please my partner better and help her achieve sexual satisfaction. I have a healthy attitude and figure 'if she is happy then I will be happy'. When I was younger, I did not play with toys or devices to enhance sex, simply because I did not know how they could increase our sexual pleasure. I guess I was just happy to be having sex at all and neglected the enjoyment of sexually exploring with a lover.

Now don't get me wrong, sex was always ok. I enjoyed it and my girlfriend said she enjoyed it too, but I didn't want an 'ok' sex life. I wanted to have a mind-blowing, earth-shattering sex life. Our 'ok' sex life was good enough for my girlfriend and I, but then...

Bonkmaster’ Bonker Sales Letters
An Informative Report From The Desk Of The Bonkmaster
Dear Hopeful Orgasm Achiever:


If you have ever wanted to feel passionately excited about enjoying the variety, power, and sexual satisfaction usually reserved for your fantasies, now is the time to bring them to reality this may be the most important message you will ever read.


Are you looking for better sex? Do you yearn for romantic, connective sex with your partner while hoping for full satisfaction? Are you looking to have an orgasm every time or looking to have satisfying sex during pregnancy? Do you feel your thoughts are always about being sexually satisfied? Is he missing the mark, or not hitting the right spot?

If you answered YES to any of these questions, you are one of the huge percentage of women who are having sex that ARE NOT ACHIEVING AN ORGASM and reaching sexual satisfaction!

Do not be part of those frustrating statistics:


The percentage of women who orgasm every time they have sex: Men: 75% - Women: 29%.

Most guys haven't a clue when their partner is having an orgasm because most women aren't having them.

Around 26% of women have consistent trouble in reaching orgasm, as opposed to only 2.5% of men.

In additional to intercourse, 70% of women need additional stimulation, such as clitoral stimulation to orgasm.

 


Despite the above statistics, partners might still enjoy sex and both think sex is o.k. But why stop there and be part of a statistic! Give your partner shuddering and toe-curling orgasms every time. Your sex life may never be the same?

...imagine having an orgasm every time...

Here is how I can help you:

My name is Jordan Dawes. You may have seen my latest creations in LA Weekly, Maxim, OUT, Mens, ASB or AVN Magazines, Playboy, HBO, The Discovery Channel, Spice or QTV...

...but the embarrassing truth is, despite the increasing publicity of my revolutionary new products, my newfound recognition and the fact that I have helped hundreds of people transform their sex lives with my invention?

Bonkmaster’ Bonker Sales Letters
Dealing with the craziness of this business

This letter is something I believe rings true to this business therefore I wanted to share a snippet of it.
I am really excited about getting in with Oxygen network, but the restraints for this are quite tight. When I mean this, I mean the limitations for the boundaries for advertising sexuality. They have many limitations due to their own standards and practices which I am not knocking, but it is a great indicator of general business practices throughout this American political climate and the standards and practices that our political administration has deemed 'acceptable' in this day and age. What we are negotiating is an ad to be placed on their after dark website that we are working on together. Now this ad cannot be deemed pornography and there in lies the dilemma. 

There is no real definition of pornography, thus there is not real definition of true standards and practices of this or any real network. It all comes down to the person who manages content thinking or believing what will, or might, pass muster to the higher ups. Obviously there is no definitive line drawn so the peoples jobs are at stake if the boundaries are pushed too far, and really, no one wants to give up that kick ass corporate job for a little smut peddling.

It is funny how society deems pornography. We all are attracted to a little part of it, whether it is the actuality of the image or is it the feeling the images give us? I know that somewhere deep inside us we have a carnal desire to feel that sensation of naughtiness. To give in to temptation a bit is good. We are learning that more and more everyday. 

Doctors and psychologists are all in agreement that carnal desires are invigorating and are necessary in the development of emotional balance. Sexuality is a deep rooted, a psychological emotion and a necessary part of a healthy lifestyle, but when is it too much? Is it too much. Are those labeled 'depraved' beings actually our future leaders of an open and diverse Utopian humanity? Maybe our porn stars will be the ones noted in historical records as the saviors of our species. 

I got into this as just business as an inventor, a furniture maker, after designing sets and props as an art director on numerous commercials in the film industry. I also used to be a feature film editor on films such as Bad Boys, Lolita, Beyond Borders and Men in Black 2. I was so immersed as a filmmaker for over eleven years, founding a film festival (www.cucalorus.org), working on my director reels, working on numerous features, commercials, music videos etc… that my time outside of film paled compared to being immersed in the industry. I have found that I got so burned out in that industry it was time to move on a do something different to learn something new, be my own boss. So I invented a few things. Set up a corporation, went through the legal, then developed a brand.

I have found that for this particular device, The Bonker, and marketing it to the adult world is just the same as in any business. It is all very hard work, but still is fascinating to see the response I get from the so called legitimate business world who think they are catering to the timid right wing, the so called red staters, so they market accordingly. It is always a laugh when we in the adult world look a the demographics of sales and see that our biggest customer base is smack dab across the center of the country, yes the bible belt, beating out the markets we would usually think as our most deviant and subversive; Las Vegas, Los Angeles, San Francisco, New York and Miami. 


These are the facts and if more publicly known, they would make a lot of sense, due to human interaction and entertainment stimuli if broken down on an emotional or sociological level. This is who the adult market sells their wares. 

This is the market so when I hear a business trying to pamper down the message for their audience I have to laugh a little bit, because that very audience is some of which is learning to be a lot more enlightened and sexually aware than these business' are giving them credit for.

When dealing with services in the ‘legitimate world’, some initial and immediate responses to my business are very often just a shuddering cold shoulder or a quick discounted wave off, deeming it pornography. It is funny because I am sometimes deemed too timid in the adult world because I do not go full naked or full penetration etc…. in my marketing. 

It is a funny line I am drawing somewhere in between just marketing a few pieces of bent metal and leather. 
Now that I am driving traffic to the site I am trying to capture other customers since they are at my site by offering some of the best ‘adult’ offerings worldwide. It is just smart since my product line is deemed ‘expensive’ for the adult world consumers trying to buy something inexpensive. 

Think about it, people are used to spending $20 on a vibrator or dildo that falls apart within a year. They usually do not care if it breaks and then toss it as a novelty toy. The problem here is that stigma has followed the adult market for years and is slowly changing, but still, that idea of a disposable novelty is hurting the future of this business.

I am really trying to elevate the adult business and the product side of this market and bring some legitimacy while representing quality products that people aren’t ashamed to buy when playing with their partner. If we are enjoying a toy with a partner, most of which are solo based, so that really means most of us purchasing are buying a gift or a toy for ourselves and then if you think about it, they are buying a cheap novelty that is then to be used inside of themselves. 

Think about that, people are spending as little money on a product that they will end up putting inside of themselves? If they actually understood the chemical composition of some of these products, they would in no way place these items anywhere near their nether regions let alone their external dermis. 

Many of the latex products melt when touching another. Many manufacturers do not care about using medical grade silicone and opt for cheap latex to save dollars because ultimately it is business and they want the few dollars the uninformed customers are willing to fork out for the $20 vibe. 

The business is changing slowly and people are slowly becoming more aware of the health issues regarding these products so hopefully the adult business will elevate and grow and become a business that even though morally tainted in this environment it is legitimately health conscious.
Anyway, you get my point of frustration here a little bit
Bonkmaster>

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One way to get the word out there about your product.

I have been driving around donning a Santa hat in a Ben's truck with a bed on the back with white and black satin sheets, the Bonk'er toy, aninflatable doll, and a bunch of Bonkum.com magnets and banners attached.

I have had a huge amount of onlookers laughing, pointing, and such. I went purposefully into peak traffic times on the 405, 10, 101, 110 freeways during rush hour and Xmas break traffic. I would then drive up and down Sunset Blvd, Santa Monica Blvd, La Cienega, La Brea, Santa Monica, Venice/Main Street/Abbot Kinnee and Hollywood Blvd honking, waving, and wishing all a Merry Xmas, Happy Bonkum!

I then went to the Hustler Store, A Touch of Romance, The Hot Zone, House of Erotica, Nighties and Naughties, The Pleasure Chest, 665, Dream Dresser, etc... and parked right outside of them all while I would pitch the product to the managers during the Xmas rush thus exciting the patrons about the product. It was fun and I got great responses from the managers of the stores.

I got a great response from onlookers and drivers by. Lots of thumbs up and people saying they are going to the web site. Had a great response by the manager of A Touch of Romance. She says her distributor is the largest on the west coast and that she manages three stores for them. She was emailing and calling them and the owner while I was there before I could leave.

The Bonkmaster strikes again.

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Here you will find more detail oriented information regarding The Bonk'im

The Bonk’im arrives in your home with two 4 foot heavy duty chains and four Double D Snaps.

 

Frame

weight 16 lbs total, made of 1" steel tube with trampoline style nylon meshing.

 

Accessories included

(2) Four Foot Length Chains (4) Chrome Double D Snaps, (2) Handles and (1) suitcase style shipping box weighing 4 lbs total.

Box Size
28" x 16 x 4"
One box completes The Bonk'im Set
Each Box Shipping Weight: 24 lbs

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